12:00pm. Wednesday. July 22, 2009.

Mom: So I called your new Google number-

Lanie: Isn't it so cool?

Mom: I don't quite get it.

Lanie: Well it's just like a local number with super cheap international long distance. Hold on I'm gonna go read your voicemail

on my computer.

Mom: It can do that?

Lanie: Mom, it's Google.

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Lanie: I don't understand your message. It says, "Sure her, I dove and dis do."

Mom: That's not what I said. I said, "Sugar, I love and miss you."

Lanie: Maybe Google doesn't speak Southern.