Oh, Mother Mary

9:00am. Wednesday. August 26, 2009.

Lanie: So... every morning I see nuns on my way to work.

Mom: Not everyone in New York is Jewish.

Lanie: -And I feel compelled to tell them things.

Mom: What?

Lanie: Like a confession.

Mom: That's only priests.

Lanie: I know. But how come in Judaism we don't have someone we can confess our sins too for absolution?

Mom: Because then there would be no Jewish guilt.