SAT Score, What?

3:03 pm. Monday. August 31, 2009.

Lanie: So... I'm teaching this SAT course.. it's like a volunteer thing-

Mom: Oy.

Lanie: My thoughts exactly.

Mom: Do they know what you made on your SAT?

Lanie: No, but they said that didn't matter.

Mom: Those poor children.

Lanie: Mom, it'll be great because I can relate to them.

Mom: If I recall correctly you had a few SAT tutors.

Lanie: They made my score go up.

Mom: The only reason why your score went up is because I called Kaplan and told them to send over the best looking tutor they had.

Lanie: So better looking tutors get better results?

Mom: How do you think I got you to concentrate on geometry for three hours at a time.

Lanie: I still can't find the Y-intercept... he must not have been that good looking.