Getting Laid

12:45pm. Wednesday. September 9, 2009.

Lanie: I got laid off.

Mom: Oh. I'm so sorry hunny.

Lanie: Me too.

Mom: Well you just find yourself another job as quick as you can.

Lanie: That's the idea..

Mom: Do it before you can the unemployed fifteen.

Lanie: What?

Mom: You calculate that you gain 15lbs per two months you are unemployed

Lanie: Yet another thing to look forward to...