Boobs and The Beach

10:45 am. Friday. September 4, 2009.

Lanie: I'm going surfing tomorrow.

Mom: Where?

Lanie: Brooklyn.

Mom: They have ocean in Brooklyn? I would have never known.

Lanie: Yes. Mom, I gotta wear a bathing suit in public.

Mom: So?

Lanie: Well it makes me uncomfortable.

Mom: I know how you feel dear. Every woman feels that way during the summer.

Lanie: You think?

Mom: I know. Just accentuate your positive assets.

Lanie: I don't know how to do that.

Mom: Cleavage Lanie. Cleavage.