Gameshow Contestant

9:00am. Thursday. October 15, 2009

Lanie: Guess what? So, I've been thinking of ways to make money besides focus groups... And I've been up since 6:30am. It just hit me! And I've been applying for game shows. Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Umm... Wheel of Fortune.... Amazing Race, I need a partner though-

Mom: Aren't you forgetting something?

Lanie: Mom, I think I could get on at least one of them.

Mom: Lanie-

Lanie: This isn't a crazy idea. I know people in casting... maybe they can put me at the top of the pile... and I've got a good story.

Mom: It's my birthday.

Lanie: Oh my God, Mom! I'm so sorry. Happy Birthday. I so knew it was your birthday... I just got distracted- oh my God, happy birthday. Happy 57th Birthday!

Mom: I'm 54.

Lanie: Happy Birthday!