5:03 pm. December 29, 2009.
Mom: Lanie.
Lanie: Yes?
Mom: Is hooking-up the same as dating?
Lanie: Uh, really depends on the context.
Mom: Are the terms interchangeable?
Lanie: Not really.
Mom: Can you date and hook-up?
Lanie: You hook-up while dating.
Mom: Can you hook-up and date?
Lanie: Uh, not likely.
Mom: So are you hooking-up or dating?
Lanie: Um-
Mom: Wait- I don't think I want to know the answer.
